What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 02:04

Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
No way
What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have you experimented with bestiality?
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good
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Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics