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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 02:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

No way

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have you experimented with bestiality?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

How should I go about convincing my mother that my foreign online boyfriend isn't out to get my holes or scam me?